February 2012
i wish i was skinny, british, and had a pretty...
murlocbl00d:
also, i wish i had a good singing voice. fml. that is all.
you are perfect the way you are baby <3
you should've known by now: What’s the fucking... →
ohsoinadequate:
What’s the fucking point of cheating? I don’t understand; if you’re unhappy being with someone to the point where you would even consider fucking around with someone else, then why even be with them in the first place? if you’re discontent, break up with the person. Don’t be a bitch about it. There’s no point in making the other person suffer because you’re weak. There are no...
officialtwistedsmile:
If you actually think physical attractiveness is important in a relationship, you are not shallow. To make a good relationship last you have to be physically and mentally attracted to the person. I am tired of seeing people being called shallow simply because they are looking for someone attractive to them, mentally and physically.
You are shallow when physical...
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
